Inappropriate greeting cards are always a risk, but they’ll certainly have a larger impact than the old boring sweet ones. And the “Your Package Has Arrived” NSFW card is definitely not for the faint of card.
This pop-up greeting card looks sweet when you look the unassuming cover, with a mailbox illustration and reading “Your Package Has Arrived”. But once the lucky receiver opens it up, they’ll realize you didn’t joke when you said “package”. A large, realistic pink boner will emerge from the center, giving them a gasp, and hopefully a good laugh.
This 5″ x 7″ 3D card is a perfect gift choice for someone’s bachelorette party, an anniversary or birthday. You can write your own funny message on the included note card, and wrap everything in the simple, inconspicuous envelope.
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Returns
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